Does your family have their own definitions for various words or phrases? We do — it’s only natural with a large family and our off-the-wall, sometimes dark, usually sarcastic senses of humor.
One of my favorites entered our set of family jargon about year or two ago. Unaware of what the mysterious “PMS” stood for that my oldest daughters and I often complain about, my oldest son (then 11) came up with his own unique version:
Paranormal Mood Swings
I think it fits rather well.